You Caught Me Under False Pretenses
Twilight has been the most popular vampire movie ever! And everyone's becoming a fan-fan. LOL. Sometimes people gets into our nerves because they claim they know everything about Twilight, and we all gets jealous and then we try to make our own research & tries to outshine their knowledge. Don't deny it, its obvious :)) :)) So I made here my very own fan classification. Are you a FAN A, FAN B, or FAN C?
Oh gad. If you take these analysis seriously, you sure are guilty yourself. :)) *FAN A- "
I'm the books' ultimate fan. I already knew Twilight before anyone in my class were wishing Edward can bite their necks."
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONYour just browsing books at your favorite bookstore, when you accidentally caught a glimpse of the cover. You got more curious and decided to read the synopsis at back, and read the first chapter when you found out the plastic covering was ripped & while the sales people weren't noticing you.
ANALYSISYou're simply indulging yourself with doing what you love best, when suddenly you've met with the book you're surely gonna love forever. You're not only in love with the uber mysterious apple front cover, but you also get giddy reading the story. You're already in love with Edward Cullen even before Robert Pattinson gave life to your mysterious vampire prince charming. Take note, WITH
EDWARD NOT WITH
ROBERT.
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FAN B- "
I'm thinking of buying the book. The movie is superb, you should watch it. I'll recommend this especially to my friends who will surely enjoy this kind of genre."
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONYou caught the trailer online, watched it with your gal pals one Friday night, and kept talking about Edward. The movie inspired you to read the book and it kinda urged you because you're hearing everybody saying that the book is waaayyyyyy better than the film.
ANALYSISThe movie became your inspiration to buy the books, and you compare what you have watched to what you're reading. Ofcourse, you still prefer big texts and colorful illustrations to avoid boredom- but yet, you still managed to comprehend.
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FAN C- "
OMG I LOVE THE MOVIE. Can you like, see how he flew from one tree to another? Or, no wait, did he jumped??!? Whatevs. Like, it was like so cool?!?!? Like you should have seen it because it was like so awesome to the tenth degree. Like that Robert, omg, no, Edward, was it? Yeah Edward's so gwapooooooooooo. He's super my crussshhhhhhh na. I am so gonna buy the book!!!!!"
Pssh. Can she like stop using like, LIKE a gazillion times? Like it was so annoying. :)) :)) :)) :)) *
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONAll your friends were talking about is Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. Your not really into books, and you even admit that reading was boring. Generally, you prefer seeing the movie first before
reading the book (
or to not read the book at all), still, depending on your judgment. So for the sake of
you being not left out, you try too hard to sound like you were into it so much just because people or your friends, for that matter, were planning to watch the movie together.
ANALYSISYou don't know who the heck is Stephenie Meyer, and doesn't even know Twilight existed on bookstores until you've watched the flick. OH puhleaasssse, you know you don't wanna. Period.
* Author's POVIts not like your oblige to choose. Just read for fun. And thanks for understanding that this was only completely from the POV of a girl who got nothing else to do today than criticize the fans of Twilight. :)) :)) :)) LOL. Anyway, I've been making Twilight cellphone wallpapers. I've been resizing still images, and adding my personal touch to make it more exclusive to moi. Oh well, might as well share those here. After all, this has become a Twilight post anyway.
* Currently listening to "Supermassive Blackhole". I so heart this song.
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