Joke time
Monday, April 28, 2008


Joke time :P

Sa Palengke…
Tindera: ilang tali ng sitaw?
Jose: 3x-5 where x=6
Tindera: So 13, bale mura lang 5sin90 ang isa.
Jose: Umm… paki-convert naman po using arc tangent.
Tindera: ‘Di ko carry, tangent na lang.. 5tan45, kung gusto mo, mag apply ka na lang ng reduction formula.
Jose: Ok na po, eto bayad, (x^2-4x+3)/sin3x where x=7, keep the change!
Kahit mababaw yan, pag nababasa ko yan at any moment of my life, tawa ako ng tawa with matching head banging pa... hanggang ngayon, di ko mapigilan :)) :)) :))

Kung totoo ang Darwin’s theory of evolution na ang tao ay nagmula sa unggoy,
baket may mga taong mukhang kabayo?
diba? =p

After I've read these jokes, sobrang nag-brighten ang aking gabi :)) Nakakatawa talaga

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Adik. That's what I consider myself from waking up early, doing stuff the whole day, and not even showing an appeal to sleep this late at night (11:30 pm to be exact). I am not suppose to continue this post right now, but I'll say that I am more bored than sleepy-- and I'd rather be entertained doing nothing on the net while everyone was soundly asleep. I am kidding right :)) I still got pending homeworks to do. Although I am already done with English, my Math has not yet been started :| I don't know how am I suppose to do that when I am already feeling sleepy (that fast? you bet, lol). And if I still continue doing stuff this late, I'll probably be late again tomorrow.

I am so tired. Wait, I'll continue this swear.

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